It was discovered by Mofaster Senon recently that a grave Mofin has been committed. An atrocity so great that it brings doom and dispair to the hearts of all Mofoists.  faction of Mofoists have broken away from the true way... Their taste buds have been burned to such a degree that they stupidly think that Mello Yello is better than Mountain Dew. This is the MOFULTIMATE MOFIN OF ALL MOFIME, and they must pay for such an appalling crime.
First of all, we must hunt these rogue Mofoists, or Mofasists (Not to be confused with the Mofascists, who are bad, but very awesome compared to the scum of Mello Yello drinkers!) but in order to do that, we must be able to recognize them in a crowd of normal Mofoists... Can you spot the Mofasists in the following pictures?

Once you have become skilled at identifying and locating evil Mofasists, you must then learn how to properly beat the Mofit out of them! To do this, I have brought fellow Mofoist and friend Wolverine, in honor of X3, which is indeed a Mofoistic Mofovie, to demonsrate several techniques that you may use to destroy Mofasists.

First of all, you must retract your claws...

Then, you must prepare to stab.

Finally, you must SLAP the Mofasist in the FACE by stabbing through it!!

If you are unable to retract your claws, you may also plant a nuclear bomb within their body and detonate is while they drink the shameful Mello Yello.

This is a very pressing matter that we must take care of quickly, or the Mofasists will join forces with the Anti-Mofoists, and destroy all Mofiety as we know it. In other recent news, it has been confirmed that Babe Ruth is in fact a Mofasist, so Mofoism's Mighty Barry Bonds must now pass him Sunday, for no Mofoistic player may be outdone by a Mofasist!