Okay, I will start a new tradtion, and once every random set of days (AKA whenever I dang want to) I will choose a topic to make really stupid jokes over, because I want to....

I just saw an ad for Reese's Pieces, so I'll just do that, why not.

Okay... Reese's Pieces... How stupid can I get? Time to find out.

What did the horoscope expert give his girlfriend for valentines day?

A pack of Reese's Pisces.

What type of candy does Circuit City sell?

Reese's PCs.

What kind of candy do you find in the bathroom?

Reese's Pisses.

What did the really cool people give to Trey every day?

Reese's lots of hundred dollar bills.

Now that I suck, I need to go play a guitar.